Semyot River
The Semyot River is a pretty cute river that runs vertically through Burncastle. It's nothing special. There's no lakes that branch off of it, which sucks because this town needs a place to go fishing (don't recommend the swamps). It also doesn't have a beach, which sucks even more. I guess you could kind of put up some towels or something still, or maybe try to cast a line out where the water isn't so fast, but it's like... come on now. Kind of a lost cause, I figure.
There are still a few little nice sitting areas nearby. A few of them are like, actual municipal sitting areas with benches and stuff, and other ones are just small clearings that I guess were created by decades of people just like us sitting down and doing nothing, eventually trampling away the brush and the little trees and stuff. It bends around the CPI academy too, so be careful not to trespass. I'm pretty sure too that Deirdre's house sits on it, so DEFINITELY don't trespass there. Constantine'd probably beat your ass THEN get you arrested.