Deirdre's mom. I've met her a couple times, but honestly, I really try to stay away from her. I do NOT think she likes me. I don't care at all, and if anything, I think it's really amusing that I piss her off so much. Okay, so like, she's REALLY 'girly'. Like, uh... okay, not to get too political, but she's really traditional and puts a stupidly high emphasis on conserving old traditions. So, you know, that means she's always wearing dresses or skirts, and she's like, wearing make-up and styling her hair. Nothing super heavy, I mean, it's not at all as bad as Zoey's mom (ugh), but it's the same kind of flavor. The difference is that Patty (that's what she forces you to call her) is more freeform, but I kind of noticed that she only goes easy on the crap she preaches when it benefits her. Does that make sense?

She and Deirdre don't get along. Deirdre says otherwise, but I can tell really easily that they don't like each other. I don't know if it's a recent thing or not. Deirdre's face always gets really solemn and serious when they interact, and she always ends up kind of deflated after they talk, and she straight up gets sad if Patty chastises her about anything. She's a huge bitch sometimes. Whenever Deirdre acts like herself, Patty gets mad at it and tells her that she'll never get a husband that way. What an asshole...