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Zoey Kowalczyk

Zoey is a fun girl to hang out with. She's really weird. She has a lot of trouble figuring out people socially and often time does things that are just straight up weird or unusual. I can't really think of any specific examples off the top of my head, but they'll come to me eventually. Anyways, she's cool. I dig her personality a lot. She's funny as hell, and sometimes she doesn't get why she's funny, which makes it more amusing because she gets flustered about it.


Zoey is really, really skinny. I think she has an eating disorder, mostly because of how emaciated she looks combined with her being dormed in the south building. Her hair is long and sleek, it's super black and it's honestly really pretty and healthy despite her low bodyweight. I think she takes vitamins or supplements or something, but she can't just get the calories in? I don't know. I'm definitely not a dietitian, so don't listen to me when I ramble about stuff like that.


She's a total gamer nerd type. She's HARD into Japanese stuff, and spends a lot of time playing damn near every type of game ever. She always ends up coming to me to show off random games made 20 years ago that, for whatever reason, are billed as a medieval action RPG and have a fully functioning banking system for no reason, complete with loans, lines of credit, deposits, the works. She loves reading stuff, and plays a lot of visual novel type games (is that what they're called?), and gets obsessed over mysteries. She loves magic and owns a ton of grimoires and other spellbooks. It's actually really cool. As you might expect, she's big into Halloween and goes crazy when it comes to costuming. She loves it.


Zoey hangs out mostly, from what I've seen, with Penny. They're kind of cute together. Zoey loves talking to Penny, and somehow has figured out a system to interpret what she wants to say, or how she's feeling. It's pretty damn admirable, since nobody can really do that without a degree in psychology. I don't know if she's screwing with me, because it would be her sense of humor but she's also really literal, but she says Penny talks a lot. Like, a LOT. They're a really cute pair. Also, she plays weird Japanese games with Ivy. Yeah, big surprise, right?


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