Zoey's mom. I'm trying really hard to be as nice as possible about this, but she's, uh. Uh... interesting. She has very interesting opinions that... uh, uh... challenge my world view. A lot. At almost all times. She's a catty old bitch and she hates everyone that doesn't love her or love the way she thinks everything should work. She's a total narcissist. She's constantly teasing and ragging on Zoey for not being an ultraconservative woman whose only dream in life is to be a stay-at-home mom, but then on top of that, she's not really a good mom herself either. She's the kind of woman who likes to roleplay as a poor person with her husband's money.

I specifically avoid her. She sucks to interact with. Her face is weirdly expressive and she wears WAY too much make-up and doesn't even wear it well. I think she straight up finds me repulsive because my existence challenges her world view. Fuck her, man. Stupid bitch.