Alex is Zoey's dad. He makes me uncomfortable as fuck. I swear to god that he stares at my boobs every time I go over Zoey's house. Like, stare. Not just, you know, glances down, glances up, goes back to normal. I know I bitch about Deirdre's mom losing her shit because I don't wear bras, but at least she doesn't make me feel like a slab of meat waiting to be cooked. Whatever. He's a meatheaded pig anyways. The guy looks like the dumbest, meanest gym teacher ever. He's probably in his mid to early 40s, and age is catching up to him, which is awesome. This guy sucks. I feel bad for Deirdre whenever she comes over here, dude. Thankfully, she doesn't, but like, still. The thought of it, man... what a fucking pig.

He has no personality and I honestly don't think he has a soul. All he does is watch football, eat, and then complain when he can't watch football or eat. Oh, he pervs on women, too. It would be awesome if he got shot and killed on the line of duty. Zoey doesn't talk to him and I think it's obvious why, but it also doesn't help that his bitch wife Tina controls his soul (if it exists) and makes him hate Zoey too.