Helen's kind of a weird girl. The first thing everyone tells you is to stay away from her because she's violent, she's a criminal, whatever, stuff like that. But, obviously, you can actually talk to her and befriend her, since it's all just bullshit in the end. She's kind of a sweetheart, in a weird way. She has a really rough way of talking and I guess she has an 'attitude', like, you know, like she's always a little rude-sounding at all times. But I just think that's a byproduct of how she was raised, you know what I mean? Like, her parents were also assholes, and that's just how she learned how to talk. Or, like, it's a defense mechanism.

It's kinda easy to push past that ugly part of her, and when you do, she ends up liking you a whole lot. Helen's kinda cute like that, like a little stray dog that's afraid of people. It's probably why she always hangs out with people like Deirdre or Zoey, or I guess Penny too, 'cause they're all kinda either just too tired to give a shit or they just don't notice that Helen's 'supposed' to be rude. Like, they fail to pick up on that social cue. I know for a fact that Deirdre's like that from experience, and I'm pretty sure that Zoey is too, but it's all just my hunch.

Helen's tall and kind of lanky, sorta. She has the kind of build I think I would expect from a baseball player. Her hair is a kinda grown-out shaggy buzzcut, which I kind of like. It's a lighter brown color, her hair, I mean. Her eyes are pretty sharp, too, so she's got a really mean evil eye. She always looks like she's about to punch someone unprompted, but I just think she's always got her dukes up. She's actually kind of silly in her personality, and once you get past the hard outer shell she's kind of a softie. I've heard her giggle before, so she still has a grip on her joy and happiness. That's good.

She usually hangs out with Deirdre. I don't know if they're dating, but they totally could be. Honest. I think Deirdre would like the kind of person Helen is. Deirdre could use someone who's more spontaneous and challenges the way that she likes to, like, be all routine oriented and stuff, and stiff and shit. Helen probably would love to have that kind of unflinching steadiness that Deirdre's got. They'd balance each other out. Plus... alright, don't shoot me for saying it, but you gotta keep this next bit a secret, okay? Deirdre's a huge, like, physical-affection type, but the problem is that she's always so angsty about it. Helen's also a physical-affection type, but she's the opposite--she'll end up almost sitting on your lap, or playing with your hand, or whatever, and she won't even know it. I think they'd both, like, uh, complete each other.